The 3 most common lies on the internet
wowfunniestposts: 1. I have read and agree to the terms of service 2. Status: Offline 3. Yes, I am over 18.
Abby Sciuto Appreciation Post (ASAP)
lovingncis: buddyrow16: end-of-days: “Never have a negative thought when you’re on a roll.” ~ Pauley Perrette as Abigail ‘Abby’ Sciuto (NCIS Season 3: Frame-Up) OMG WHAT IS AIR. KJHGFDS and my friends wonder why I like NCIS so much.
noirvenom: “Don’t you know who you love, Pudge? You love the girl who makes you laugh and shows you porn and drinks wine with you. You don’t love the crazy, sullen bitch.” And there was something to that, truth be told. (John Green, Looking For Alaska) Amazing book <3
Scientists and scholars and poets and priests can argue the particulars. But...– Mary Shannon (In Plain Sight; 4x09 “The Rolling Stones”)
My grandmother is eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the...– Henry Youngman (via classy-cocktails)
Remember the internet when we were kids?
itainthardtrying: milesmizrahi: ladiizluvcj: abbygainzaa: epitome-of-insanity: REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE omg the trick or treat game i’m playing Raven Pinball right now ftw… hahaha ! brandy and mr. whiskers!
You know you are a part of the Nintendo generation...
lovingncis: melodyy-pond: While everyone else is like You’re just like, “Hold up bitches, I got this.” And you come at that thing like Then if it actually works you’re like But if it doesn’t you’re like TRY AGAIN!! When a USB or USB drive don’t work I blow into them :) I love this so much.
If you are single there is always one thing you should take out with you on a...– Sex and the City (via word-collector)